And now, the first edition of our ongoing voyeur series, "College Kids Are Funny!!!!"
(Listen. Don't judge me. I just sit, minding my own business, not bothering anyone, wearing headphones, grading essays. It's not eavesdropping if the two frappuccino girls sitting right next to me are talking so loud they drown out my Red Hot Chili Peppers.)
Girl #1: Ohmigaw, I'm so pissed about that test.
Girl#2: The Sociology mid-term?
Girl#1: Yea. It was totally lame.
Girl #2: Why?
Girl#1: That teacher is such a jerk. I seriously can't believe what he did.
Girl#2 What happened?
Girl #1: One of the questions on the test was, "Write down the name of the textbook for this course."
Girl#2: No way.
Girl #1: Can you believe that?
Girl #2: It's like he was totally trying to trap you or something.
Girl#1: I know, right?
Girl #2: That is SO unfair.
Girl #1: Totally unfair. How am I supposed to know the name of the book when I didn't buy it??