"You need to do your math."
"I will, but I have to check something about your face first."
"Why?"
"I need to see something."
"Finish your math, and then you can check something about my face."
"Just really quick. Pleeeaaassse, Daddy?"
"Fine." (Sigh)
"Ok, now just hold still."
"Ok. Ow. What are you doing?"
"When I do this to your chin, it looks like a butt."
"You're pinching me."
"When I only do it a little bit, your chin's just a little butt."
"I see."
"But when I do it like this, it's a BIG butt."
"That's really really really interesting. Now finish your math."
"You have face-butt."
"Thanks for letting me know. Now. Math."
"Ok, ok. Geez."
(Five minutes later)
"Oh, Daddy?"
"YES, Sweetheart head?"
"Can I check something about your ears?"
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Ah, the sweet smell of procrastination!
ReplyDeletehaha. I "like" this post.
ReplyDeleteWe have homework delay around here too. Not face butt though.
ReplyDeleteVery cute story!!
Love it.
ReplyDeleteMade me laugh out loud.
That last one looks like how I imagine Tony Soprano's butt looking.
ReplyDeleteButts are always entertaining.
ReplyDeleteBe happy your face isn't stuck that way. I know someone who's is. :shudder:
ReplyDeletelol I want to know what she came up with for your ear. :)
ReplyDeleteThe best part of this post is that it gave me a reason to start using the label "face-butt." Be prepared to see it used alot.
ReplyDeleteI'll bet your students try to distract you with that kind of stuff too!
ReplyDeleteThis made my whole night. I think the visual was the best part. :)
ReplyDeleteI have a bum-chin too. There should be a club.
ReplyDeleteAwesome
ReplyDeleteButt face.
ReplyDeleteHeh heh.
Haha now that's an interesting distraction. Dad, it's your own fault for having such a malleable chin. You seem annoyed in the text, yet you're smiling in the pictures. Hmm...
ReplyDeleteYou look like the family guy, guy.
ReplyDelete@Beta: They don't usually call me Butt-Face... to my face.
ReplyDelete@Jasmine: Just doin' my job, ma'm.
@dbs: There probably is a club. Not sure it's one we want to be members of, though.
@jillsmo: Awesome indeed. I consider this a whole new talent.
@Captain Dumbass: That's Face-BUTT, Mister.
@loveable_homebody: Heh. For documentation purposes, I allowed Mini-P to recreate Face-Butt after she finished her homework, and the pictures were taken then.
@James: Dude, you really know how to hurt a guy.
Be a man. Grow a beard. Hide the face butt.
ReplyDeleteThat is too funny. What a little genius you have there!
ReplyDeleteMy kid called me an ass-face yesterday. I would have much preferred face butt :-)
ReplyDeleteI'd like to adopt your daughter, Mr. Face-Butt. Send over her measurements so I can check my closet space.
ReplyDeleteBlimey. I really admire the fact that you have face-butt, but you don't let it get you down, and are happy to integrate into society.
ReplyDeleteYou are an inspiration! ;-)
Bwahaha! I love kids! Your kids reminds me of me a little.
ReplyDeleteI'm a new follower - Please follow me back. For every follower that joins I will be releasing a Unicorn back into the wilds of the New Jersey boardwalk. So please do your part by joining and saving these special creatures. Thanks
ReplyDeleteThanks, Mr. Monkey
http://laughingmonkeystick.blogspot.com/
@SciFi Dad: I did have a goatee until recently. I accidentally shaved off one side, which force me to do the rest. I already miss it.
ReplyDelete@Cecelia: EVIL genius, you mean.
@Keith: potay-to, potah-to...
@otherwordlyone: You'll love her. She doesn't take up much space herself. Unfortunately, you'll need to build a whole freakin' guest house for her stuffed animals, which I'm pretty sure she'll insist on bringing with her.
@Annie: Thank you for your support. It's been a hard road.
@Shorty: Did you treat your dad's face like Play Doh too?
@Mr. Monkey: Saving Unicorns?!?!?! Sign me up!
AAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHHA.....ahem, I mean ah crap. Quite the perceptive young feller you have there.
ReplyDeleteAren't you a professor? Aren't you supposed to have a beard?
ReplyDeleteI just realized looking back at old blog posts on my blogroll (long story) that in these picures YOU LOOK JUST LIKE AARON ECKHART. :gasp!: It's amazing!
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